A useless short story

Version 1

Once upon a time, there was a little alien. He lay down and glanced into the clear night sky...

a peek into the night sky (gladly copied from here) (with minor adjustments for escaping / mustache.js and just for fun)
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"Isn't this a lovely galaxy? "

But the little alien had no time to gaze at it any longer. He had many things todo:

The end